Let us all remember this day, May 31, 2012, as the day that Zayn Malik tweeted multiple times in less than an hour.
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
When Harry officially comes out:
- At a press conference
- Harry: Um....
- Harry: Like...
- Harry: So basically...
- Harry: Um, I don't just like....
- Minutes pass
- Harry: Girls
- Harry: I mean....
- Days pass
- Harry: Girls are like.... lovely....
- Harry: But basically....
- Harry: I also like
- Harry: Um.....
- Harry: Like....
- Harry: A bit of boy
- Louis: What else, Harry?
- Harry: -shoots Louis hearteyes-
- Hours pass
- World peace is achieved
- Time travel is discovered
- Harry: And like....
- Harry: Basically....
- Harry: Louis and I are, like...
- Louis: Oh for god's sake. Harry and I are in a committed relationship and have been for some time. He first asked me out in 2011 and it took him DAYS to get the words out.
- Harry: Yeah, like....
- Harry: Um
- Harry: That's basically true
do you ever cry over this
or this
or this
and this
especially this
because I do.
but seriously stop giving louis carrots
